My sister made a Facebook for our cat, just so they could be in a relationship. Forever alone cat lady: level 99.
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
(via madisonike)
i decided that when i have kids..
instead of a time out corner… there will be a penalty box….
” why did you push your sister down? thats 5 minutes for boarding.”
(via catiekat3715)
SINCE TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY FOR THE BOSTON TEA PARTY I SAY WE PARTY LIKE ITS 1776
Guys stop reblogging this we’ll piss off the English again
what is this bloody rubbish why are the motherfucking yankees driving that bloody car
oh god look what you did
put that car right back where it came from or so help me
(Source: brimerica, via saintbobrovsky)
the greatest test of a friendship is when your favorite teams play each other
(via erecschenns)
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
(via madisonike)
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
(Source: fuckyeahhockeyboys, via mullet-mania)
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via seancouturihey)
